"Lucy, you've got some updating to do!"

This is a big update. Two new submitters, a DVD label HowTo, and a sponsor.

Jester589 joins us with three MST3K covers.

418 - Attack Of The Eye Creatures, 805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die and 1011 - The Horrors Of Spider Island

Red Tape throws his hat over the wall with two Rifftrax DVD labels

xXx and Nestor - The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey

After long-passed promises, and a number of e-mail requests, I finally uploaded my MST3K DVD label template and put together a HowTo, available here and in the How To... section.

And by now, you've noticed the new banner at the top. Holy Chocolate, the finest gourmet instant drinking chocolate, is now the official sponsor of the unofficial MST3K and Rifftrax covers site. Made with only real cocoa, whole milk, sugar and natural flavorings, no artificial ingredients of any kind, and manufactured by Father Stan Smith, a friend of mine for over 20 years (and also a long-time MST3K fan). Available at www.HolyChocolate.com.

--DarkFlounder

"Whachu talking about, MrTorso?"

MrTorso is on a roll. That's why there's butter on his shorts.

Troll 2

--DarkFlounder

"What we have here... is a failure to update."

Many apologies for the lack of timely updates. I know many of you have been waiting for MrTorso's covers, and I take full responsibility for the lateness. Well, better late than never...

Daredevil

Battlefield Earth

And for those of you that have uploaded new covers and DVD labels, those will be posted as soon as possible.

--DarkFlounder

"There are a million stories in the Naked City. Here is 1.35 of them."

In the eternal words of Robert Plant, "It's been a long time since I MrTorso'd!"

Nestor - The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey

Reign of Fire

--DarkFlounder

"It's like Die-Hard, but in a bank"

Sorry for the delay in posting MrTorso's latest masterpiece. Between the holidays, getting ready to move, and helping a friend move, I've been away from the computer for far too long. So, here it is..

--DarkFlounder

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard"

And lo, did the wise man MrTorso bring forth gifts of mold, frankfurters, and more Rifftrax goodies.

The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring

The Island of Dr Moreau

And for no other reason than I'm easily amused, and this amuses me..

--DarkFlounder

"Give the gift that keeps on giving... ink cartridges and Bondo"

Two new Rifftrax covers from the Master of Disaster, MrTorso!

Star Trek V - The Final Frontier

The Grudge

And some new MST3K covers from a new submitter, Bathtub!

--DarkFlounder

"Help me, MrTorso. You're my only hope!"

What goes better with Turkey Day than bad movies accompanied by hilarious riffing. MrTorso serves up this bountiful harvest.

--DarkFlounder

"Just a small update, I'm watching my bandwidth"

MrTorso with another Rifftrax cover, The Matrix. Whoa!

--DarkFlounder

"I'm A Big Man, And I Need A BIG UPDATE!"

It's been a few weeks since the last update. Between other priorities (like making money) and MrTorso's vacation, there hasn't been much new content to post. Well, let's change that in a big way.

First off, three new covers by yours truly...
704 - The Incredible Melting Man

806 - The Undead

814 - Riding With Death

Next, a new cover from MrTorso...
Halloween

And last, but certainly not least, we have a new contributor of MST3K covers. And he's hitting the site running. Let's welcome Björn Andersson to the site, and we hope to see more of his work in the future.

--DarkFlounder